Pimp My Black Teen review
Made over and pimped out Pimp My Black Teen is like one of those makeover shows and a hardcore sex video all rolled into one. The girls start out all shabby and ugly looking and after they've been to the beauty consultant they come out looking just a good ho should. After that it's time for a test drive. |
|
Enter [ Pimp My Black Teen ] |
This review is hosted by Charli
I love makeover shows on TV and I like it even better when there's hardcore sex involved.
The website
It's always nice when an adult site wraps the hardcore content in a high concept, like Pimp My Black Teen. Sure, the scenes are pretty much the same -- there are only so many ways to do hardcore sex -- but the extra effort in the setup provides a turn on.
Inside
The member's area drops the flashy design of the tour in favor of a simplified, template style design that's clearly used by a number of different sites (all the bonus sites in fact). The latest update is featured at the top of the page for return visitors, although you don't need to come back often because they only update every three weeks. The rest of the content can be viewed right below the update and is easily accessed by clicking on the picture of the girl you like best.
The content
When it comes time to view your favorite Pimp My Black Teen episode you'll find multiple ways of doing so. You can browse a photo gallery or a screencap gallery, or you can watch the video in small clips or the entire thing at once. The scenes begin with us meeting the downtrodden ghetto babe at her worst. She always looks fairly unattractive, that is until she's whisked away to the makeover room and comes back looking like a high class hooker. Then she gets a chance to try out her new looks by seducing a black man. Obviously he's more than happy to give her a taste of his dick and soon they're fucking like rabbits.
Conclusion
PimpMyBlackTeen takes a gimmick and turns it into a top notch porn site. The makeovers they perform are truly stunning and the girls end up looking remarkably better. The content is universally good, the only downside is you can't download the videos. I've always found this irritating, and it keeps the site from getting a higher rating.
Trivia
- Launched in 2005.
Sites included with the membership
As a bonus you get access to:
Tiny's Black Adventures, Mr. Chews Asian Beaver, Bare Foot Maniacs, Please Bang My Wife, Mr. Big Dicks Hot Chicks, See Her Squirt, Round Mound Of Ass, Horny Spanish Flies, Giants Black Meat White Treat, Lesbian Teen Hunter, Big League Facials, XXX Proposal, I Spy Camel Toe, Casting Couch Teens, Teeny Bopper Club, College Teens BookBang, Big Cock Teen Addiction, Big Tit Patrol, The Big Swallow, XXX Adult Stars, Blind Date Bangers, Bus Stop Whores
[ Pimp My Black Teen ]
7.9 overall |
7.7 content |
7.0 entertain |
8.2 usability |
very good site editor's vote |
[ add to wishlist ]
Site type
Pay site
Category
This is a canny mix of makeover shows and hardcore porn as frumpy black teens become hot hoes.
Review published
10th of May, 2007
Bonus
24 sites
Cost
- 3 days (trial): $4.95
recurrs at $29.98/1 month - 1 month: $29.98 (recurring)
Payment info
Methods: Credit card, Check, Phone
Billing: Paycom/Epoch, CCBill
Content [ 7.7 ]
Pictures [ 7.4 ]
Quality | ••••• |
---|---|
Quantity | ••••• |
Artistic | ••••• |
Size info | 640x480, 600x400 |
---|---|
ZIP files | No |
There are 41 picture sets, each with 120-200 images.
Videos [ 8.0 ]
Quality | ••••• |
---|---|
Quantity | ••••• |
Artistic | ••••• |
Download | The videos are streaming only and come in full video or small chunks. |
---|---|
DRM | No |
Vid-caps | Yes (Each episodes comes with a vidcap gallery with 150-200 pictures) |
WMV | 480x360, 320x240, 200x150 |
Watch 32 video episodes, each running roughly 30 minutes long.
Other content
You can enjoy 37 bonus sets of hardcore content.
3rd party content
Try the payable cams or video on demand site.
Entertaining [ 7.0 ]
Updating | ••••• |
---|---|
Interact | ••••• |
Amusing | ••••• |
Each set comes with a description.
Usability [ 8.2 ]
Design | ••••• |
---|---|
Navigation | ••••• |
Features | ••••• |
There's a favorites list you can add any episode to, video captures, and multiple bandwidth options for each video.
Related sites
- Round And Brown [8.5] :: Big assed black chicks
- MET Art [9.7] :: Classy softcore photography
- Ball Honeys [8.3] :: Black, asian and latina babes
- MET Models [9.3] :: Flawless models photographed fantastically
- I Love Black Girls [8.1] :: A tribute to black babes
- FTV Girls [9.1] :: Masturbation, public nudity and large toys
- Ethnic Pass [8.0] :: Hardcore ethnic sex
- Nubiles.net [9.0] :: Hundreds of sexy teens
- Black Reign XXX [7.9] :: Women of color fucking black
- Only Cuties [8.8] :: All young and hot
- Tiny's Black Adventures [7.9] :: All ebony loving
- My Sister's Hot Friend [8.5] :: Fucking your sister's friend
- Ghetto Hoochies [7.8] :: Black hookers fucking
- Honey School [8.3] :: Soft young chicks at play
- Phat Booty Hoes [7.8] :: Big black butts
User comments
-
Comment by Jermaine posted on 10/09/05:
Hi, Please just call me call at 416 999-2575.